we have officially lost it.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
This toilet bowl is my home.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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