he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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