i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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