Midget sex pt 2 tonight
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
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