we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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