So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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