normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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