Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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