How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
She said her name was "party"
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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