hotel room ftw
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
