I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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