she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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