haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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