How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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