just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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