you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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