I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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