He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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