No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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