rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I have post one night stand depression
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