people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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