There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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