I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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