I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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