It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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