i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Randomize
