ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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