what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Randomize
