So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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