we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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