im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
Randomize
