Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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