what if I'm pregnant?
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Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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