Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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