I cockslap morals
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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