Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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