R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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