Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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