WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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