we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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