the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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