Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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