Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
He kissed a someone with a penis
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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