you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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