North Korea, Best Korea!
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
