you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
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I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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