You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize