Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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