I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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