Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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