I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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