I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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