put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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