Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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