that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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