what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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