Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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