It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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