Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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